February 2010
COONTAIL CHRONICLES - #11
koontail:
THE FOLLOWING IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION BETWEEN COONTAIL LINDA AND KOONTAIL KARL says: tell me about your first period says: it’s gonna cry says: oh my god says: LINDA says: ONGN says: it was third grade says: TELL ME BOUT IT says: LSKDHFDSIF says: sHIT says: no wait says: second grade says: NO says: second grade says: MY COOHCHIE WANTS THIS says: NOW BRB says: NO ...
January 2010
rant. not tl;dr but rant none the less
parishiltonoftrenton:
i wish i wasn’t as young as i am, if i were 16, i would be able to audition for glee ( still am, just not saying my age), get my permit, and do lots of things. being 15, i feel like i’m stuck in a rut. Everybody is older than me. but i feel like at times, i’m more mature than people who are 16+. if people actually got the chance to know me, they would realize i’m actually a...
God damnit.
I was working so hard on pwning Lenny with tumblarity.
Now I have nothing to waste my time with </3
I like rap and hip-hop
way more then a white girl should.
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“Late at night my oyster heart turns affliction in to art and in my dreams I use...”
– A Love Like Pi
Epiphany #3.5 - I'm still psychic
Okay, so right about now you’re probably thinking ‘What is this? WHAT IS THIS!? 3.5? WHAT!? I am going to kill a magician and wear him as an outfit to travel to Hawaii. YOU made me do this because of this confusing title.’ Well my philosophy for that is, heck the lion king and desandnate did it, why can’t I?
Anyway, for those of you who have ever had a weird psychic-ish...
If anymore people from my school makes a tumblr im...
parishiltonoftrenton:
Kill someone.
I hear ya
Teenage Angst:
IT’S EVERYWHERE! Like, seriously surrounding me and probably everyone else between the ages of 12-18. But how can we make it go away?
You can’t.
Every teen knows exactly what I’m talking about when I say ‘Angst’. For those who don’t, it’s when you hate everything and can’t think of legitimate reasons for your constant hatred. But what happens when...
Bayonettes: Lethal weapons, or guns with hot dog...
I just cut my own hair
and didnt fuck it up! :D I’m uber proud of myself. If this whole acting on The Broadway thing doesn’t work out, I definitely want to work on hair & makeup. It’s always been a really big passion of mine. :X And if that doesn’t work, I wanna be a tech crew kid, OR BE ON THE GEEK SQUAD! :D
I always get into these kinds of predicaments. What if my dream doesn’t come...
Typical 3AM; Saturday
wtfitssariel: this is cute.
justxx jackie: what is
wtfitssariel: you being racist and me being a lesbian pedophile
justxx jackie: yeah you're right. it is cute